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Happy easter from UsefulTunde! The best easter funny text ever !

I ran into a church carrying a brand new knifeπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ—‘πŸ—‘
and asked,
“Who is a christian here?” The whole Church
went as silent as a
grave yard. I asked again, “How can a full
Church have no christian?”. No one replied. Then
I grabbed
the nearby young man and went out with him
and told
him, “Come and help me kill my chicken for
Easter
because I don’t know how to do it”. After the
young man had killed the Chicken,πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“οΏ½ he told me
that he didn’t
know how to skin it 😳😳😳😳and that I should go back
to the Church and get someone else to help me .
I
returned to the church with the knife again
dripping with blood . When the Pastor saw me in
the church with blood dripping from my knife,πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘ he
immediately
shouted, “My Brothers in islam, Sollu Ala nabbiy
kareemπŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ
The whole church responded Sala llahu alayhi
wasalam.!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚οΏ½πŸΌ
_Don’t laugh alone make other laugh too by liking
and sharing ..😁?g?πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚._ How has the day been, and happy Easter in advance

 

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Yusuf Tunde Abdulahi

I am Yusuf Tunde A. AKA UsefulTunde , a critical thinker person that which can be useful to everybody in the world! lol! From my early stage, i have been always finding a way to help people one way or the other but my dreams are too big. A few years ago idea comes to my mind of building my blog that will be capable of motivating, full of information, teaching people stuff and also entertaining them at the same time(all work no play make?).

I love learning new things and sharing them with others! My laptop, my phone, and internet are my best friend.

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